Posted inside the treehouse door

House Rules

The agency has rules. Most of them were made by Mom. A few were made by the manager. One or two were learned the hard way, which is the most expensive way to learn anything.

  1. Tell Mom where you are going. All of it. Even the parts that are hard to explain.From: Mom
  2. When the streetlights come on, you have twenty minutes to be through the front door. Snow or no snow. Even for a case.From: Mom
  3. Ask permission before every outing. A detective who sneaks off is not a detective. He is a runaway with a magnifying glass.From: The Manager
  4. Do not touch the evidence. Look first. Draw it. Then think.From: The Lead Detective
  5. Being sure is a feeling. Evidence is a fact. Only one of them goes in the file.From: The Manager
  6. A detective may suspect anyone he likes. He may accuse only when he can prove it.From: The Manager
  7. Before you blame someone, ask them. Politely. Then be quiet long enough to hear the answer.From: The Lead Detective, who learned this the hard way
  8. If a sled ever gets away from you, do not try to be a hero. Roll off. A sled is cheaper than a nose.From: Dad
  9. Some secrets are not yours to tell.From: Everyone, eventually
  10. Payment for the manager’s services is accepted in sardines.From: The Manager